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Post by kilnparkspeedwaystarborgslayer on Aug 21, 2012 13:28:07 GMT 1
The top jokes from the Edinburgh fringe were:
1. Stewart Francis - "You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks." 2. Tim Vine - "Last night me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the telly. " 3. Will Marsh - "I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister." 4. Rob Beckett - "You know you're working class when your TV is bigger than your book case." 5. Chris Turner - "I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y." 6. Tim Vine - "I took part in the sun tanning Olympics - I just got Bronze." 7. George Ryegold - "Pornography is often frowned upon, but that's only because I'm concentrating." 8. Stewart Francis - "I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!" 9. Lou Sanders - "I waited an hour for my starter so I complained: 'It's not rocket salad." 10. Nish Kumar - "My mum's so pessimistic, that if there was an Olympics for pessimism… she wouldn't fancy her chances."
I wonder if certain members need a committee vote and decision to laugh at these?
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Post by himynameisrob on Aug 21, 2012 14:24:36 GMT 1
Wow! Even a message about jokes at the Edinburgh festival results in you (albeit subtly) mentioning diamonds! Who needs marketing when we can get you to mention it on every single post possible :-).....and for free
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Post by kilnparkspeedwaystarborgslayer on Aug 24, 2012 8:39:01 GMT 1
its my pleasure mate
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